Most important Port-a-potty Rule

My day job is in the oil field, so restroom of use is the blue room, shitter, aka port a potty.  

If you are a regular user of the Porta potty you know there is some ground rules to this form of bathroom. Rules to make your stay in this little Adobe as easy as possible 

The number one rule.  

ALWAYS CLOSE THE LID!!!

This is not a issue of lowering the toilet seat all women complain about.  This is a issue of safety. When you walk into a porta potty the first thing you check is to see if that the lid is closed. If not, close it immediately. I’m telling you, if you don’t something is going to fall in. Your phone, your pen, hell even your hard hat.  It’s like a half starved alagator with out duck tape on its maw.  It’s getting something.  

Yes I know you went in there to set down on the throne but until your backed up to it with your pants down don’t raise the lid.  

Best advice is to go about it in this order

a) close lid

b) snap all pockets or remove anything that is possible to fall out and secure it.  (Put your phone on the toilet paper dispenser). 

C) shuckle out of what ever your wearing that might interfere with your bare ass sitting on the seat. Coveralls, jacket, rain gear. Etc. 

d) back up to closed seat 

e) lower your pants to your ankles

f) plant your ass on the seat

g) get your phone ( you know your doing it)

h)  do your business

Now when your done as soon as you whipe you close that seat. Don’t pull up your pants, don’t check that text,  don’t pass go or collect $200 dollars.  CLOSE THE LID!!!!

I’m telling you if you don’t do make sure that lid is closed you are going to be like all the hundreds of guys out here fishing in shit for there valuables.  

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